mind your language

moving away from RIGGAHLIYA, we thought we'd confabulate further on an extremely relevant subject: Chirungu, Isingisi, English...as we know it. 

we all have one, a friend or acquaintance or whatever else that insists on acting like they are WAY more educated than they really are. especially by using big words unnecessarily. we all also know that it ends up being an EPIC FAIL. 

I personally basically opine that the proposed strategic decision whereby basically you possess a predilection to perambulate to the locomotive station literally is not feasible due to our current inebriation.

WTF?!?!

yes, we all know we know one. and we all wonder how they get through life talking like that. why not just say "we can't go to the train station because we're drunk"? it's SO much easier. it's like that scene in old kung-fu movies where Bruce Lee speaks in mandarin for 5 minutes (我知道你就是這樣! ,你會不會逃之夭夭。今晚,我收回的榮譽,我的父親! 我將輪-踢你! 要留意! 我殺死你) and the subtitles just say: "I KILL YOU!" 

and then, they manage to fool idiots into believing they're smart. how does one think really clever people actually think and talk like that? I know I don't and I've been exposed to some sagacious :) people.

before I forget! there's those that commit what we like to call vocab & grammatical crimes and think they can get away with it. be ye not deceived! it's not on! it's not! here are a few examples:

1) I would have fat into that combi! why didn't I get in?

2) he was so drunk he shitted his pants.

3) the seriosity of this situation.......

4) i can get us into the bar because I have tippage with the bouncer!

and lest get carried away, we'll hit you with the best:

5) any word on the postponosis of that wedding?

o.k, you know what, i think we'll go on on this tangent

6) we were going to go to the beach and then all of a sunday, it started raining

7) without further to do, I present...........

inappropriate use of popular phrases....out of context. because you hear everyone say it, don't mean you should be saying it too.

when everything is #ThatAwkwardMoment and the bitch ain't even on twitter! and you try so hard to correct the bitch and the bitch just doesn't get it! making things very awkward. 

 on that awkward tip, we say goodbye. the randomity shall continue, rest assured.

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dont know about y'all, but there's a reason labels and stickers are removable. especially on clothing! for example, those HUGE gold (sometimes silver) discs on caps...the sight of them jus makes me cringe & chunda in my spirit! like seriously, we can tell when you got summat new, no need to leave stickers & labels there to show it.
fair enough, it's O.G, but come on guys! i dont know why guys have the misconception that girls go weak in the knees & jizz in their pants if they see designer labels...O.G n particular. you're just attracting gold-diggers. its more attractive to let the label catch my eye "unintentionally". trust!

then, there's brothers that STILL pop their collars...just to show off labels etc. UNNECESSARY! if you've already got a girl, i'm sure she aint with you just because of what you wear, if she is RUN. she'll leave your ass Ecko-ing after she spots his Armani.

question: why do some guys insist on wearing pants that can fit three other guys in there with them?! its so uncalled for! walking around looking like you stirring/mixing summat in those pants! go & goxoza somewhere else! another tip, trouser size is usually related to your height as well. dont go wearing pants that fold above your feet. it's SO 10 years ago!

still on that label tip; the next time you see Simbaland, Mike, Adoids, Deesel, Reebuk and so on & so forth.....KILL THE WEARER! its perfectly fine to wear "no name" clothng & rock 'em in the process, but PLEASE, I BEG-OOH! save yourself embarrsassment & hide the label/tag/whatever.

lastly, no one wants to see your three year old Calvin Klein boxers/briefs/tighties. buy a belt & USE it! USE IT! its the grossest most disgusting thing when a guys pants are so low you know what typa underwear he's wearing! to be honest, it looks like you took a HEFTY dump in your pants. true story. underwear is exposed on a need to know basis.